Monday, March 16, 2009

Today the almighty tele says...


It's like Russian roulette waiting to see what Obama's teleprompter will say this week. Last week it was full of optimism:

"We will rebuild, we will recover, and the United States of America will emerge stronger than before." — Tuesday's address to Congress.

Previously it had been all doom and gloom. Who knows what it will say next?! "The Browns will win the Superbowl" or maybe even "Eulalie!"

As we hit another Monday there's no way of knowing. It's like we have returned to some primitive moment in prehistory gathering around the altar waiting for our idol to dispense wisdom and knowledge. All hail President Obama, chief interpreter and Holy Man for the great and mighty Teleprompter.

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